PHONOGRAPH

Monday, July 31, 2006 at 5:06 PM by Sarah

Canadian Oasis

Real-life mirage that allows Cleveland citizens to have a perfect view of Canada? No offense to Canada, but that's not quite on par with the infamous oasis in the desert.

at 7:49 AM by Sarah

Big, Dumb Mammals?

The AP reported last week on why large animals are more likely to face extinction. Not unlike the dinosaurs and mammoths of the past, current large mammals may be the first to go in response to changing climate or other stressors. From the article:
Today's large mammals— often with small populations, long gestation periods and late weaning ages—are similarly predisposed to sudden mass extinction, scientists say. For big beasts, taking care of offspring is typically a time sink and an energy drain, and the whole setup makes the young highly susceptible to predation.

Why should we care? Well, as the AP points out and as the New York Times illustrated yesterday, as humans are facing less and less disease, they are also getting much larger:
In 1900, 13 percent of people who were 65 could expect to see 85. Now, nearly half of 65-year-olds can expect to live that long.

People even look different today. American men, for example, are nearly 3 inches taller than they were 100 years ago and about 50 pounds heavier.

There is one difference between us and the ill-fated mammoth, however. With the lifespan and size increase also comes an IQ increase. So hopefully, if times get tough we can think our way out of it. Or at least be aware of our doom.

Friday, July 28, 2006 at 7:54 AM by Sarah

Making Smoking Less Fun

An anti-smoking vaccine that was recently developed is not undergoing testing in 300 people around the country. The vaccine is intended to keep nicotine from reaching the brain, which should reduce the pleasure from smoking and possibly make it easier to quit. One of the study sites is Madison, and one Madison man who signed up to be among the first guinea pigs describes his motivation:
The possibility that a simple shot could do this is what lured Musachia to the Center for Tobacco Research and Intervention on the fringes of the University of Wisconsin-Madison campus earlier this month. He has tried many ways to quit but still smokes.

"I'm sick of it. I'm surprised I've lived this long," said the 75-year-old man. "My kids — they carry on like 2-year-olds when I smoke around them. My animals run and hide."

There are many reasons to quit smoking. But in Madison, one extra reason looms: Winter will be here in a few months, and smoking outside of restaurants and bars is going to sound a lot less appealing.

Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:19 PM by Sarah

Waterworld

Madison had a powerful thunderstorm this afternoon that developed out of the blue and dropped 3-4 inches of rain in about an hour. The result was several downed wires and traffic signals, as well as rushing flooding water on many streets.

I wish I had photographic proof to display, but unfortunately I didn't have the time or my camera on me. Some teen girls, however, do have photographic proof of me trying to bike to work through some calf-deep water.

In related news, I may need some new shoes.

at 8:50 AM by Sarah

Inflatable Protector

I'm not sure how much an inflatable man will scare off would-be predators. Unless, of course, the intent is to scare them by making them think you are pretty crazy.

The real question is whether he would also have co-pilot abilities.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 8:36 AM by Sarah

A Gaggle of Hemingways?




A new champion was named at the Hemingway look-alike competition.

Photo courtesy of AP


at 8:28 AM by Sarah

Like Both Spicy Food and Elephants?

Than this is the product for you! Farmers in Africa use a chemical found in chili peppers to keep elephants away from crops. From the AP:
Elephants do not like capsaicin, the chemical in chilis that makes them hot. So farmers surround maize and other crops with buffers of chilis. They also mixed crushed chilis with used grease and smear it on fences. And they mix chili with animal dung to make briquettes, then burn them at night to create a noxious smoke.

I had no idea elephants were such pests in Africa. At any rate, using the pepper in this way means that crops remain intact without harming the elephants. You can support sustainable agriculture and elephants by getting your chili peppers here.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 10:58 AM by Sarah

Another Way to Be Lazy

Good news - we are all one step closer to never having to leave the house. Amazon.com just added a new product to their on-line stores - groceries. It's only dry goods, but the variety is rather extensive. From the New York Times:
The store currently carries 14,000 items, about the same amount of dry goods that an average grocery store would carry. The difference is that Amazon includes many niche products that conventional grocers cannot carry — like some high-end or regional brands of granola and gluten-free spaghetti — because the products have such limited appeal.

With that strategy, Amazon could be successful, although critics suggest that selling groceries, which have a low profit margin and potentially high shipping costs, is not an economically sound plan.

I like the idea purely because it could allow a new way to round out an order to making the shipping free. And that means theme packages - you could add some fava beans to your Silence of the Lambs DVD purchase, or some fusilli to make your own fusilli Jerry while watching your Seinfeld DVDs.

Monday, July 24, 2006 at 2:08 PM by Sarah

The Cost of Beauty

Achieving beauty can be a cumbersome job - putting on makeup, curling hair, etc. all take time. But the New York Times today reports on how primping can go beyond inconvenient to being downright risky. The article warns of the many dangers of poking a mascara wand into an eyeball. Beyond the pure pain factor, mascara wands are breeding grounds for bacteria. One ophthalmic surgeon offers a word of precaution:
To be safe, Dr. Biesman cautioned against applying mascara “while holding dogs, children or a steering wheel.”

Good advice.

Friday, July 21, 2006 at 9:27 AM by Sarah

The Funeral as the Ultimate Party

All right, baby boomers. You can have your ice cream. But you definitely can't eat it, too.

Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 9:36 AM by Sarah

Studs in a Bottle

The AP reported yesterday on dairy farmers using artificial insemination to breed their herd of cows.

Having grown up on a dairy farm, I feel obligated to point out that this is certainly not news. Some of my fondest and weirdest memories from childhood are looking through a book of potential studs for our cows with my dad and discussing which ones might be the best "mate" for the cow in question. Granted, at that age I was completely unaware that the "mate" would come to our farm in a small bottle.

Even though it isn't news, the article is worth checking out. It is full of the kind of rich detail one would hope for - the same rich detail I have been enlightening my city-folk college friends with for years.

at 9:35 AM by Sarah

Fixed!

Computer patient successfully cured.

at 7:39 AM by Sarah

Sick Computer

My computer caught a virus and I'm nursing it back to health (or, more accurately, trying to beat the sickness out of it). Posting will be pretty sparse until things clear up!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 7:12 PM by Sarah

Forgetting to Forget

The New York Times today reports on a study that found that memory loss associated with age may be all in your head. The study had participants complete a word memory test after telling them their scores would be compared to 70-year olds or 20-year olds. From the article:
...the participants who believed that they were being tested against much older people faltered, remembering just over 12 words, a significant difference from the controls. Being included with an “older group” by itself was apparently enough to provoke an unconscious acceptance of the stereotype that advancing age must sap memory — and the test scores to reflect it.

So we conclude that to prevent memory loss associated with age, we just need to not think we're going to lose our memory.

Maybe all the mental exercise it will take to try to forget about something you are aware of will help improve your mental functioning later in life, too.

at 7:03 PM by Sarah

Art Display

I'm back from Chicago, having thoroughly enjoyed seeing the Art Institute of Chicago, which houses many of my favorite paintings. They have what is potentially my favorite Picasso:


They also have one of the many, many self-portraits by Van Gogh:


All in all, a pretty great time! So how did it feel to get back to work this afternoon? Well, let's just say I didn't feel so bad I wanted to cut off my ear and present it as a gift to my favorite prostitute.

Monday, July 17, 2006 at 6:48 AM by Sarah

Dotty Plans

I'm taking a trip to Chicago today to visit a friend. Among the plans on the itinerary is to get close enough to this painting to see just the dots.

Friday, July 14, 2006 at 7:21 AM by Sarah

Mr. T = Class Act

Mr.T pities the fool who doesn't show a little more respect to the Hurricane Katrina victims.

Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 7:54 PM by Sarah

Giant Moon Last Night

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Can't Stand the Heat?

It's getting hot here in Madison, with highs this weekend expected to be in the 90s with plenty of humidity. My grandpa always used to respond to weather complaints by telling us it isn't nearly as bad as it was in 1936. Well, turns out he was right.

So have a popsicle, pipe down, and deal with it, consarnit!

at 7:29 AM by Sarah

"No One Likes a Sandy Butt"

City-wide smoking bans have been a controversial issue here in Wisconsin, with strong opposition to Madison's smoking ban from local businesses and controversy over a proposed ban in nearby Fitchburg.

The AP today reports a new ban in San Diego, specific to the city's beaches and parks.

This sounds like a great idea to me. A great plan in my book would be to ban smoking wherever bare feet are common. Whatever your opinion is on the smoking ban, you have to admit there is not much yuckier than walking barefoot on a cigarette butt-laden beach.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 7:43 AM by Sarah

A Rose by Any Other Name...

Usually I think the latest Japanese gadgets are just plain weird and generally can't find a use for them, but this new smell recorder and replicator sounds pretty sweet. From the AP:
The new device, developed by scientists at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, analyzes smells through 15 sensors, records the odor's recipe in digital format and then reproduces the scent by mixing 96 chemicals and vaporizing the result.

Strange, right? But real estate agents could use it to make that fresh-baked cookie smell in houses, there would be no need for air fresheners, it could help in deciding which perfume to buy, and so on. And if you have pesky guests over that have overstayed their welcome, the gentle wafting scent of the refuse from your morning walk with your dog just might do the trick.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 11:31 AM by Sarah

Vote for Bucky!

The loveable Wisconsin mascot Bucky Badger is nominated for entry into the Mascot Hall of Fame. You can go vote for him here.

at 7:43 AM by Sarah

"Duct tape suggested for spacewalk repair"

Is there anything it can't do?

Monday, July 10, 2006 at 12:20 PM by Sarah

Psychopaths in the Military

An article in the New Yorks Times today comments on a concern that psychopaths, or individuals who tend to show superficial charm, a tendency toward committing crime, lack of empathy and lack of remorse, are not detected in the military and may even be considered some of the more successful soldiers:
"These are generally rough-and-ready types who tend to be trouble makers, who have no loyalty to groups or commanders," said Dr. Michael Stone, a professor of clinical psychiatry at Columbia University, who said he could not comment directly on the Army case. He added: "But they don't have to be pushed to act ruthlessly toward enemy combatants. It comes very naturally, which can be an admirable quality. And some small percentage of them are bound to slip through the cracks."

This could be a big problem when it comes to treatment of civilians and prisoners. The article suggests that psychopaths are not identified by the military because recruitment needs are so high and enlistees with criminal records are sometimes being accepted if all else is in order.

With psychopaths showing qualities of a good soldier up to a point, it may be worth a bit more screening to be able to find those soldiers who are ready to fight but can also recognize and care about right and wrong.

at 8:12 AM by Sarah

Obligatory Emmy Comment

This year's Emmy nominations were announced on Friday. The academy used a different selection criteria this year, with the new system requiring judges to actually watch episodes of the shows receiving votes. Apparently this did not bode well for "Desperate Housewives", which went from receiving 15 nominations last year to having only one cast member nominated and receiving no nomination in the best comedy category.

Notable nominations that brought me joy were:
"Arrested Development", "Scrubs", and "The Office" all nominated for best comedy series;

Much-deserving Will Arnett nominated for best supporting comedic actor for his two-year role as Gob Bluth on "Arrested Development";

Bryan Cranston as Hal (arguably the best character on the show) from "Malcolm in the Middle" finally nominated for best supporting comedic actor after being overlooked for six years;

And finally, Jaime Pressly nominated for best supporting comdedic actress for her role as Joy on "My Name is Earl". It's not often we see a female character that funny on her own in a sitcom, and she stands out as one of the best parts of that show.

Not too shabby! Of course, it would have been nice to see Arrested Development recognized before it was cancelled so that maybe people would have watched it, but I guess you can't win them all.

CORRECTION: It has been called to my attention that Arrested Development was nominated for best comedy series back in 2004. So then the blame for it not catching on lies squarely on you, the non-watchers, rather than the Emmy people. I regret the finger-pointing error.

Friday, July 07, 2006 at 2:55 PM by Sarah

Theme From "I Dream of Jeannie"

The song of choice today as I walked by the piccolo man on State Street.

at 8:22 AM by Sarah

Healthy Hot Dogs?

Good news for healthy people eating organic, grass-fed meats: You can now enjoy the fine taste of hot dogs. Although one person quoted in a New York Times article describes something similar to my initial reaction:
"I really have to try not to think too hard about the fact that organic unthinkable meat scraps are still unthinkable meat scraps," Ms. Slonosky said.
Grass-fed is great, but I'm still not really sure just what is being grass-fed.

Thursday, July 06, 2006 at 10:18 AM by Sarah

"Discovery Backflips Before Docking at Space Station"


Okay, now they are just showing off.

Photo courtesy of NASA TV via Associated Press

at 7:35 AM by Sarah

Cola Politics

Peace continues in the land of cola, as the cola alliance is upheld despite temptation to reignite the bitter cola wars.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006 at 4:57 PM by Sarah

Drunken Teenagers

For years in my psychology classes, I have learned that even though many adolescents go through a "drinking phase" where binge drinking, blackouts and alcohol use at levels that would qualify as alcoholic are common, most do not continue to have alcohol problems into adulthood. Most people grow up and move on to live normal, healthy lives. But a new study described in the New York Times suggests this drinking phase isn't nearly that harmless:
Mounting research suggests that alcohol causes more damage to the developing brains of teenagers than was previously thought, injuring them significantly more than it does adult brains.
Teenagers' brains are changing almost as much as infant brains, and exposure to alcohol disrupts that development, leading to long-term neurological problems.

You may want to put away that beer bong. Turns out you really are drinking yourself stupid.

at 8:19 AM by Sarah

Spelling For Dummies

One hundred years ago, Andrew Carnegie proposed "simplified spelling", a reformation of English spelling so that words actually look the way they sound. The AP has an article today on the progress of the movement, which has been little. Despite the fact that the new spelling rules would be simpler, and in turn, easier, critics suggest it would be more confusing to switch, much like with the metric system. To illustrate, here's an exerpt written in "simplified spelling":
Americans doen't aulwaez go for whut's eezy — witnes th faeluer of th metric sistem to cach on. But propoenents of simpler speling noet that a smatering of aulterd spelingz hav maed th leep into evrydae ues.

Did that take you way too long to read? While simplified spelling may help children early on, what are all of the rest of us to do? Suddenly the best spellers would become the worst, incorrectly using archaic misspellings. And when the best spellers become the worst, can anarchy be far behind?

Monday, July 03, 2006 at 9:48 AM by Sarah

"Crack Found in Foam of Shuttle Fuel Tank"

Are NASA scientists smuggling drugs into space? No, it's not that kind of crack.