PHONOGRAPH

Friday, June 30, 2006 at 3:49 PM by Sarah

Culinary Cuteness


I am getting a huge kick out of this website, in which a small stuffed animal bakes delicious recipes. It doesn't get much more adorable than a teddy bear frosting panda bear-themed cupcakes.

at 8:19 AM by Sarah

Move Over Corn

There's a new biofuel in town. Could using fruit as fuel mean Mr. Fusion is not so far off?

Thursday, June 29, 2006 at 1:46 PM by Sarah

Man vs. Machine

Surprisingly, machines are not as good at CPR as humans. A recent study comparing an automated CPR machine and manual CPR had to be stopped prematurely because the machine performed so poorly, with the big difference between man and machine found for survival after hospital discharge. One co-author on the paper cites resuscitation skill rather than provider as the cause of the findings:
"I think the take-home lesson here is that the details of resuscitation — the quality of manual CPR and the timing of deployment of any device — are much more important than whether the CPR is done manually or with a device," Dr. Lewis said.

I suppose that is a plausible explanation. I was going to suggest the secret ingredient for success was love, but skill of resuscitation makes sense too.

at 9:09 AM by Sarah

Jesus's Portrait

Another case has come up where a school is in trouble for dabbling a bit too much in religion. But in this case, the dabbling is a bit more blatant than "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance or even posting the Ten Commandments. A school in West Virginia is being sued to remove the painting "Head of Christ" from its hallways. From the AP:
"I frankly cannot understand why this school insists that it is doing nothing wrong," said the Rev. Barry Lynn, executive director of Americans United. "This is pretty clear constitutional law. Public schools cannot promote specific religious ideas."

I tend to not enjoy arguments over whether certain religious references in public places are endorsements of a particular relgiion or not, mostly because they tend to be complicated because so much religious reference is embedded in culture or the existence of "endorsement" is debatable. This situation, however, seems pretty clear. Why in the world would a portrait of Jesus's head be appropriate in a public school?

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 at 9:45 AM by Sarah

Morning on Monona Bay

I thought I'd enjoy some breakfast outside this morning, overlooking Monona Bay. I settled in with my breakfast and book...


and enjoyed a spectacular, though hazy, view of Madison in the morning.



But something was a bit off. I sensed an ominous presence was lurking behind me.



Luckily for me, the knight appeared to also just be checking out the view. Either that or lording over the ridiculously large gaggle of geese nearby.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006 at 8:46 AM by Sarah

Staying Hardcore

Axl Rose is either trying to maintain a tough guy rock 'n roll image or he's crazy. My vote is the latter. And, by the way, who bites a guy in the leg?

Monday, June 26, 2006 at 6:05 PM by Sarah

Environmentalism for Lazy People

Want to do your part to help the environment but don't want to spend a lot of time or energy or put the effort into changing your lifestyle? Lazy jerk. No, wait, what I mean to say is there may be an answer. The New York Times has an article today on websites that allow one to calculate how much their not-so-eco-friendly habits impact the environment and then donate a certain amount of money towards something that would equalize that impact:
Call them green upgrades: easy ways for consumers to help the environment without changing their behavior. Such upgrades have been proliferating: Skiers, for example, can spend an extra $2 at some resorts to offset the pollution produced in a drive to the mountains; the money goes to environmental organizations. On Web sites like TerraPass.com or CoolDriver.org, drivers can total a car's pollution for a year and direct a corresponding sum to clean-energy projects.

There are lots of options, many involving donating money to have trees planted that sort of undo putting excess carbon dioxide into the air. And if you don't feel ready to donate the money, at least check out what kind of "ecological footprint" you are making. The first step is being aware. The second step is harder, so try to relish feeling good about that first one.

at 8:19 AM by Sarah

Doggles!


Taking your dog on a motorcycle trip this summer? Keep him happy with his very own set of doggles. Plus, it will make him look even more like everybody's favorite dog.

Image courtesy of AP

Friday, June 23, 2006 at 9:23 AM by Sarah

Grimy Grill

People in Florida looking to get a blingy new "grill", or fancy teeth caps with gold or diamonds, might want to watch out for some disgusting dentistry. From the AP:
The amateur, unlicensed dentists cast the grills using filthy tools stored in a cluttered back room amid trash and debris and even adjusted customers' teeth plates with dirty pliers before reinserting them, unwashed, into clients' mouths, authorities said.

Dirty instruments? Man, that just isn't the kind of class you'd expect from a grill-installing dentist.

at 8:40 AM by Sarah

To Boil, or Not to Boil?

The great brat grilling debate wages on.

Thursday, June 22, 2006 at 2:24 PM by Sarah

Oh, Streetcar!

The mayor of Madison wants streetcars!

at 12:54 PM by Sarah

Darn You, Science

Shockingly, the five-second rule is not scientifically sound. And I was even using a ten-second rule.

at 8:55 AM by Sarah

Labeled For Life

A new Virginia law allows for extensive background checks on admitted students in public and private colleges in order to identify previous sex offenders and then keep that information on file throughout their academic careers. The law is drawing some controversy. From the AP:
Proponents say the law will help protect students from sex offenders and state police are confident the personal information will be secure. But critics are raising concerns about privacy rights and risks that the data could be misused or stolen.

The law obviously raises some privacy concerns. But I'm more concerned with statements like this one about previous sex offenders, from the article:
"It is like putting a rattlesnake in a baby's crib," said Franks, 47, of Richmond. "It may not bite, but who's gonna take the chance?"

So much for believing in rehabilitation or the legal system. Maybe we should just lock all previous sex offenders up for life - then we won't be taking any chances. Nor will we be giving anyone a chance for a better life after making a terrible mistake in the past.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006 at 1:38 PM by Sarah

Romance and Comedy Divorced

An article from CNN today ponders the infrequent release of romantic drama films. Meanwhile, romantic comedies are in abundant supply:
Romantic comedies might still make regular appearances onscreen -- the acerbic "The Break-Up" most recently. But turbulent romantic dramas, whether tragic or bittersweet, have become an endangered species even if they have produced some of the biggest hits of all time -- from 1970's "Love Story," in which Ali MacGraw took a turn for the worst, to 1997's "Titanic," in which Leonardo DiCaprio sacrificed himself for the woman he loved.


Most romantic comedies don't really attempt or achieve true comedy, but instead typically just focus on romance but portray it in a light, fluffy form. Many are "date" movies, designed to appeal to women but not completely alienate men. These days, though, with the lack of actual comedy in these romantic comedies, I suspect men are as alienated as ever. So why not just keep these romances and comedies separate?

at 8:10 AM by Sarah

Is There Anything Harry Shearer Can't Do?

Harry Shearer is great for many reasons, such as the fantastic Christopher Guest movies and his tremendous voice work for The Simpsons. Now he is branching out to a new realm: installation art. Shearer is the artist behind a new exhibit at Connor Contemporary Art Gallery in Washington D.C. that consists of television monitors positioned in a V-shape that display raw, but soundless, feeds of various famous political figures waiting for their interviews on news programs. The footage is strangely fascinating. From Slate:
Each has his own strategy for negotiating this TV purgatory. Larry King, peering at a monitor off-screen as he waits to go live at Ronald Reagan's funeral, chews popcorn with open-mouthed abandon. He looks like your Great-Uncle Ira pigging out on the Early Bird Special.

I guess Larry King always looks a little like a "Great-Uncle Ira" to me, so that's not a big surprise. But be sure to check out the article for some other interesting descriptions and slides of the exhibit.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006 at 1:23 PM by Sarah

You Can Sleep When You Are Dead

This new Folger's commercial is absolutely brilliant. From what I can tell, the reaction seems to be "This is weird." But the brilliance comes in the tagline "Tolerate Mornings". Coffee makes this kind of ridiculous, despicable cheeriness tolerable. Makes me want it, how about you?

at 8:38 AM by Sarah

The French and French Fries

Despite initial opposition, McDonald's has successfully won over French consumers with some clever campaigns to downplay the American origin of the fast food chain and emphasize the use of French products and labor. France is second only the United States in profits for McDonald's. The New York Times describes the strategy:
His secret is that he follows the McDonald's playbook: careful choice of locations and personnel, training of personnel and indoctrination of the McDonald's credo. And he says that, frankly, he has relied on the quirkiness of his own people, the French: an overt distaste for Americana in concept, mixed with a kind of admiration for American food, films, music and television programming.
Hopefully the French also have a kind of admiration for American obesity, since I think the days of asking how the French stay so thin may be over.

Monday, June 19, 2006 at 8:32 AM by Sarah

Nerdiness is Cool

One just can't deny it: Nerds are cool. Seth Stevenson on Slate today critiques the recent string of Mac versus PC television ads, and despite the intent of the commercials, concludes that he would prefer to identify with the nerdy PC character than the pretentious Mac character. From the article:
As usual, Apple hopes to shift the debate away from a battle over specs and value and toward a battle we can all understand: cool kid versus nerd. But these days, aren't nerds like John Hodgman the new cool kids? And isn't smug superiority (no matter how affable and casually dressed) a bit off-putting as a brand strategy?
Nerds are the new cool kids. In fact, just last week the New York Times had an article describing how to appropriately dress nerdy in short-sleeves and tie at work to obtain the highest level of coolness.

So why is nerdiness so cool? Here's a simple proposal: Nerds are smart. Do as they do, and you too will be smart. Of course, as a PC user and wife of a short-sleeve-and-tie-wearer, I might be just a little bit biased.

Friday, June 16, 2006 at 9:29 AM by Sarah

Happy Birthday Paul McCartney

"Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?"

at 8:43 AM by Sarah

Go Get Yourself a Dog!

A former Dane County sheriff's deputy was arrested on Wednesday for various drug and weapon charges, as well as for allegedly breeding pit bulls and training them to fight each other. As a result, 47 pitbulls were recently given shelter at the Dane County Humane Society.

The facility is a little overwhelmed right now, so they are waiving adoption fees through June 22. So, if you have been waiting to get a new friend, now's the perfect time! Not ready to make that committment? You can adopt a dog on a day-to-day basis to help out. How can you say "no" to this face?

Thursday, June 15, 2006 at 4:14 PM by Sarah

Attack of the Asian Beetles!

No, not these pesky guys that have been swarming Wisconsin the last few years. There's a new guy in town called the emerald ash borer, and he's after the ash tree. The beetle originates from Asia, and was recently found in Illinois, poised to attack southern Wisconsin's and Madison's many ash trees. From the Capital Times:
With 100,000 trees on Madison terraces, 20,000 ash trees could be affected if the emerald ash borer is discovered in the city, and that doesn't include all the ashes in parks, environmental corridors, golf courses, school property or people's yards.
The real kicker? The city planted many of those ash trees after Dutch elm disease swept through Wisconsin, killing most elm trees. The ash were deemed to be able to tolerate any environment. I'd say with this track record, what we need here is some kind of invincible atomic super tree.

at 8:25 AM by Sarah

Bush the Environmentalist

President Bush will create a huge marine sanctuary encompassing a long string of small Hawaiian Islands. According to the AP, the act is the largest act of ocean conservation in history. Bush even invoked the National Antiquities Act, which allows the protection of the region to begin immediately, rather than go through Congress. From the AP:
It is only the second time that Bush has invoked the 1906 National Antiquities Act, which gives the president authority to create national monuments to preserve the nation's ancient cultural sites and unusual geological features. The law itself turned 100 this month.
This is great news, and a great decision. My only concern is that this is a partly symbolic act, indicative of a desire to appear concerned about the environment while still not doing as much as he should. To illustrate:
President Clinton used the act to create 19 national monuments and expand three others to set aside 5.9 million acres of land, mainly in the West, and he drew widespread criticism from conservatives.
I hope Bush can keep on this conservation track, and prove my cynicism wrong.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 at 4:11 PM by Sarah

Fat-tastic?

KFC is being sued for its use of trans fats in their food. From today's New York Times:

It was chosen for this suit, Dr. Jacobson said, because it is the second-largest fast-food chain in the world, after McDonald's, and because its meals have far more trans fats than those at burger chains. A three-piece Extra Crispy combo chicken dinner, with biscuit and potato wedge, contains 15 grams of trans fats.

By contrast, federal dietary guidelines issued last year recommend that people consume less than 1 percent of their calories from trans fats, or less than two grams a day, though the Institute of Medicine, one of the National Academies, says the only safe level of trans fats is zero.

Sweet holy Moses, that's a lot of trans fats! Now, who's up for a pile of food in a bowl?

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 at 11:21 AM by Sarah

I'm Torn

This sounds crazy, but something tells me I should pay attention to what Stephen Hawking says.

Monday, June 12, 2006 at 5:49 PM by Sarah

Cow Town

Cow Parade, a traveling art exhibit, is currently in Madison. One participant is this Madison-themed cow...


...complete with a friendly reminder of a recent controversial issue.

at 12:41 PM by Sarah

Catching Up

Way to go, men!

at 12:28 PM by Sarah

Mind/Body Problem

The New York Times today has an article on the increased risk of diabetes in the mentally ill. One line jumped out at me:
Given that mental health specialists are often the only doctors a mentally ill diabetic ever sees, some have begun to debate the customary limits of psychiatric practice, deciding to pay much more attention to physical ailments.
This is great advice, but I'm surprised to see the argument go this way. While it may be the case that people who are very mentally ill see their psychiatrist more than their primary care physician, I would suspect there are many, many people who go undiagnosed for mental health problems even though they see their physician regularly. And many, many people go to their regular physician for mental health concerns.

Integration is incredibly important, but let's make sure to work at it from both sides.

Friday, June 09, 2006 at 4:49 PM by Sarah

Sneeze-free Kitty



The first allergy-free kitty? I think I'll wait until they develop an arrogance-free kitty.

at 1:25 PM by Sarah

Because Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo is Too Childish

A federal judge makes a "Rock, paper, scissors" ruling to settle a dispute.

Thursday, June 08, 2006 at 9:28 AM by Sarah

Medicating the Children

The debate about whether children should receive psychiatric medication has resurfaced with a report that prescriptions of antipsychotic medications for children have risen more than five-fold since 1993. One big reason reason this is a problem is the lack of research on drug effects in children. From the New York Times:
None of the most commonly prescribed antipsychotics is approved for use in children, although doctors can prescribe any medication that has been approved for use.

Experts said that little was known about the use of antipsychotics in minors: only a handful of small studies have been done in children and adolescents.

"We are using these medications and don't know how they work, if they work, or at what cost," said Dr. John March, a professor of child and adolescent psychiatry at Duke University. "It amounts to a huge experiment with the lives of American kids, and what it tells us is that we've got to do something other than we're doing now" to assess the drugs' overall impact.

Conducting clinical drug trials in children and adolescents does raise some new ethical issues, but I think there is a more political motivation behind the lack of research. If doctors can and will prescribe any approved medication to children, even if it has not been tested for them, what would motivate a drug company to conduct the expensive drug trials? The drug gets prescribed to children either way, and the pharmaceutical company gets their profits.

If we want to change prescription practices, there need to be new regulations. Otherwise, we are just waiting for pharmaceutical companies to act ethically rather than in their own financial interest. And I wouldn't hold my breath on that one.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006 at 9:06 PM by Sarah

Charlton Heston Wears Many Hats

Charlton Heston has played many roles: Moses, foe of the damned dirty ape, good actor...and until recently, president of the NRA. But gun control advocate? That's a new one.

at 11:45 AM by Sarah

Jungle Fever

Today's New York Times has an article about Barro Colorado, an island off the coast of Panama, which has been the site of intensive biodiversity research since 1980. The site is rather unique:
Their open-air laboratory allowed them to study 300 species and some 300,000 trees from seedlings less than half an inch around to the giants of the forest canopy.

"Barro Colorado was the only place to do something like this," Dr. Hubbell said, pointing to decades of base-line research and terrain protected from incursions by poachers, farmers, lumberjacks and developers.

I actually visited Barro Colorado a few years ago on a trip to Panama. Some of the highlights were learning that the only way to locate a sloth is to listen for it to fall out of a tree, which apparently they do regularly, and getting the chance to look at some really neat leaf-cutter ants. Also, a monkey urinated on me. The researchers on the island face their own perils:
The work is intensive, hard on the knees when surveying seedlings and requiring climbing when the circumference of a tree on buttress roots needs recording. But at the mother site, the biggest danger the researchers face is chigger bites.
I think I can vouch for that last one too.

Monday, June 05, 2006 at 8:34 AM by Sarah

Pat Robertson is the Strongest Man Alive

It turns out Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson is also the strongest man in the world. And there is video evidence to prove it. While in the video Robertson leg-presses 1,000 pounds, this is not the limit to his strength. According to the Christian Broadcasting Network website, this 76 year old man has leg-pressed 2,000 pounds, which is 665 more pounds than the world record.

The secret to his strength? A protein shake he says he concocted. But don't rush out to buy the shake; it has been discontinued. And apparently there is a more sinister relationship between Robertson's broadcasting job and his protein shake-making business. From the New York Times:
The commercial shake did not lack for advertising, especially on Mr. Robertson's show.
"There wouldn't be a Pat's Shake in GNC stores if he couldn't promote it on-air," said Ole Anthony, the president of Trinity Foundation, a media watchdog group for religious organizations. Mr. Robertson advertised his shake on "The 700 Club," "over the donor-paid airtimes," Mr. Anthony said. "That's what was insidious."

It's a good thing Robertson has his leg-press world record to fall back on, since integrity in broadcasting doesn't seem to be his forte.

Saturday, June 03, 2006 at 2:28 PM by A.J. Romens

Transitions

I will be away this summer.

This means I will not be posting for the next three months. Instead, I will be at an internship working for a district attorney in North-Central Wisconsin. I won't have reliable internet access beyond the occasional dial-up, which makes maintaining even the humblest of blogs nearly impossible.

So, in my stead, my wife Sarah will become the content provider at Phonograph. I am sure she will bring a unique style and perspective to the site, and I can't wait to read her posts.

I am sure you will like them too.

Thanks. I will talk to you all later!

-Aaron

Friday, June 02, 2006 at 10:44 AM by A.J. Romens

Would Green Pardon Jenson?

On a TV program a couple weeks ago, U.S. Rep. and Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Mark Green was asked if he would pardon Scott Jenson. Green and Jenson worked together in the State Assembly years ago. Jenson is currently serving a prison term for several State political corruption convictions.

I would have accepted many answers in response to the pardoning question:

No.
No way.
Hell no!

Instead, he said this, from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:
"First off, we have a ways to go before we even think about being governor yet," Green continued. "So, I mean, we're here tonight to talk about what it is that we stand for. Our vision for this state. The clear differences between us and (Democratic Gov.) Jim Doyle. And that's what it's all about tonight, and I look forward to getting the party's nomination tomorrow."
That's not an answer. And it's definitely not a "hell no."

Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 12:10 PM by A.J. Romens

Home Opening Again

Tonight is the first game of the season for the Madison Mallards baseball club. It is also a heavy promotional night. If everything goes to plan, here is the free swag I should manage to take home:

T-Shirt
Pint Glass
Pabst Hat
2-1 Tickets
Season Schedule
Quench Gum

Plus, possibly, 2-1 beer, free hot dogs, more t-shirts or a free sandwich. Also, a baseball game will be going on.

Baseball+Free Stuff. I love summer.