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Friday, April 28, 2006 at 10:17 AM by A.J. Romens

Green Bay Cracks Down on Local Nogoodniks and Their Shenanigans

From the Green Bay Press-Gazette:

Green Bay authorities on Thursday gave troublemakers a final warning — because beginning next week, police are skipping the warnings and going straight to the citations.

Cracking down on smaller crimes such as loitering, loud stereos and mufflers, prowling and curfew violations that especially aggravated neighbors last summer, police on Monday will shift into "zero-tolerance" mode for summer 2006. A series of two-officer police teams and occasional squads of up to 20 officers will fire off citations in problem areas while patrol cops citywide toughen up.

Sounds expensive!

Thursday, April 27, 2006 at 9:20 AM by A.J. Romens

Charles Woodson Is Offensive

When the Packers signed Charles Woodson, I knew they made a good choice picking up a skilled veteran cornerback. What I did not know is that they were picking up a wide receiver as well. From the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:
According to [Agent Charles] Poston, Woodson picked the Packers because head coach Mike McCarthy agreed to let him play on offense as well as play cornerback.

"I think the fact that Brett committed to another year, that was one thing Charles was interested in," Poston said. "Another point is that they agreed to let Charles play offense as well as defense. That proved to be very beneficial to them. They wouldn't let him do that in Oakland."

I remember Woodson playing wide receiver for Michigan, back in the day. Back then, he was the type of player that could do anything -- a Deon Sanders that could tackle. Let's hope he's still got it.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006 at 9:24 AM by A.J. Romens

"He's created the most powerful, important film that no one will want to see."

Who wants to see United 93?

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 at 10:12 PM by A.J. Romens

I Knew He'd Come Back

I just knew.

at 4:29 PM by A.J. Romens

Why Is President Bush...

...giving a speech from the set of Green Acres?

Image courtesy of the AP.

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Is This What Your Brain Looks Like?

It's Sigmund Freud's map of your brain. Some German translations: ES, ICH and UBERICH means id, ego and superego, respectively.

This drawing, and many more can be viewed here, courtesy of nytimes.com.

at 4:03 PM by A.J. Romens

UW Madison Has the Mumps

From JS Online:
Mumps has been diagnosed in a 20-year-old University of Wisconsin-Madison student who lives in an apartment located off campus. That student has been asked to stay away from school until he or she is no longer contagious.

The university joins a growing list of institutions in the state to be affected by the infection. In Milwaukee, cases have also been identified at Marquette University, MATC, UW-Milwaukee and three Milwaukee Public Schools -- Longfellow and Cooper elementary schools, and the Academy of Accelerated Learning.

UW-Madison health officials have sent e-mails to all faculty, staff and students, encouraging them to update their vaccinations.
I got my email today. Will many students get the vaccine? I doubt it.

Yet, a mumps outbreak on campus couldn't come at a worse time. Students here are only a week away from finals.

Monday, April 24, 2006 at 10:45 AM by A.J. Romens

Welcome to Major League Baseball... sort of.

Yesterday I went to my first Milwaukee Brewers game of the season with my brother. We were hoping to see some professional baseball. We didn't.

Friday, April 21, 2006 at 10:43 AM by A.J. Romens

Meth In My Old Back Yard

There is some disturbing news from my hometown area. From the Marshfield News Herald:

Three more suspected methamphetamine waste sites were found in ditches along northern Clark County roads after the sheriff's department asked for the public's help in spotting them.

About 40 containers, most of the them plastic, two-liter soda bottles, have been found, said Clark County Sheriff's Department Chief Deputy Jim Backus.

Authorities said last week they had found four sites in the previous month in the town of Green Grove, mostly in ditches near Highway 29, Cardinal Avenue and Oak Road.

Later, discarded waste sites were found in the towns of Hoard and Colby, Backus said.

It seems like the area may have a serious meth problem, yet according to the article, only one meth case was reported in the entire county in 2005. I think the Clark County Sheriff's Department has some serious work to do.

Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 4:02 PM by A.J. Romens

Multi-Tasking Crashes Cars

People doing too much other stuff while driving causes most car accidents. From the AP:

Distracted drivers were involved in nearly eight out of 10 collisions or near-crashes, says a study released Thursday by the government.

Researchers reviewed thousands of hours of video and data from sensor monitors linked to more than 200 drivers, and pinpointed examples of what keeps drivers from paying close attention to the road.

"We see people on the roadways talking on the phone, checking their stocks, checking scores, fussing with their MP3 players, reading e-mails, all while driving 40, 50, 60, 70 miles per hour and sometimes even faster," said Jacqueline Glassman, acting administrator of the government's highway safety agency.

A driver's reaching for a moving object increased the risk of a crash or potential collision by nine times, according to researchers at the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the Virginia Tech Transportation Institute.

They found that the risk of a crash increases almost threefold when a driver is dialing a cell phone.

I think it is about time to make distracted driving illegal. If someone is both speeding and engaging in distracted driving, their fine should double. And they should have to get special license plates that say "Idiot Driver" on them.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 11:03 AM by A.J. Romens

Perhaps the Coolest Stadium in the World is Close to Completion

The new home for the Arizona Cardinals is only months away from its debut. The stadium is fascinating, even if the Cardinals are not. From the AP:

The retractable roof is translucent, allowing in light even when it is closed, which it will be when temperatures hit triple-digits early in the coming season.

The most intriguing feature, though, is the field itself. Made of natural grass, it will sit outside under the desert sun 340 days a year, Bidwill said. For games, it will slide into the stadium like a kitchen cutting board.

"It's a tray. I call it a cake pan about 3 feet deep," [Cardinals vice president Michael] Bidwill said, "a single unit that rolls into place in 45 minutes. It weighs about 17 million pounds and rolls on about 500 wheels on 13 rails."

When the field is rolled outside, it leaves 152,000 square feet of space for conventions, trade shows or other events.

Here's a picture from the East Valley Tribune:


at 9:23 AM by A.J. Romens

Bono's Book Should be Called "Bono-a-Bono"

But it's not.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006 at 6:28 PM by A.J. Romens

So, Is Tom Cruise Crazy or Something?

I don't follow a lot of celebrity news, but some of it I can't escape.

Just for fun, google-news "placenta" and "cruise" observe all the creative headline writing.

UPDATE: As I post, they have the baby.

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Question: What is Hawaii's State Fish?

Answer: they don't really have one. It was the humuhumunukunukuapuaa (that's right, the humuhumunukunukuapuaa) and probably will be again.

Monday, April 17, 2006 at 11:08 AM by A.J. Romens

Honest Mistake?

From the AP:

A principal trying to prevent walkouts during immigration rallies inadvertently introduced a lockdown so strict that children weren't allowed to go to the bathroom, and instead had to use buckets in the classroom, an official said.

Worthington Elementary School Principal Angie Marquez imposed the lockdown March 27 as nearly 40,000 students across Southern California left classes that morning to attend immigrants' rights demonstrations. The lockdown continued into the following morning.

Marquez apparently misread the district handbook and ordered a lockdown designed for nuclear attacks.

Tim Brown, the district's director of operations, confirmed some students used buckets but said the principal's order to impose the most severe type of lockdown was an "honest mistake."

"When there's a nuclear attack, that's when buckets are used," Brown told the Los Angeles Times. The principal "followed procedure. She made a decision to follow the handbook. She just misread it."

At some point, an "honest mistake" is honest incompetence.

at 10:39 AM by A.J. Romens

Happy Birthday to Blog!

Phonograph became one year old over the weekend. It celebrated by eating sheet cake and vanilla ice cream with Jake's Mom and Pun City.

Friday, April 14, 2006 at 10:56 AM by A.J. Romens

Hail!

A hail storm ripped through Madison last night. From my apartment, it looked like someone was launching thousands of snowballs from the roof.

How big was this hail? From Channel3000:

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 1:10 PM by A.J. Romens

According to Playboy, UW-Madison is the Partyingest Party School of Them All

The Princeton Review also named it their top party school. The Capital Times interviewed some students:

What the UW needs to do, suggested Nicole Birringer, a sophomore business major from McFarland, is to come up with a slogan that distinguishes it from other schools - something like: "We play hard and party hard."

There are lots of colleges, she notes, that have great academic reputations but don't offer "the full college experience" - certainly nothing like Bucky Badger does.

"I mean, you're only in college once, so you really should enjoy it."

I don't know if distinguishing the university that way is a good idea. However, I do know where she is coming from: secretly all UW students are a little proud of our reputation.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 3:39 PM by A.J. Romens

This Sandwich . . .

. . . costs $148.

Monday, April 10, 2006 at 10:55 AM by A.J. Romens

Immigration Rallies Around the U.S.

Immigrants, mostly Latino, and their supporters are rallying around the U.S. today. Here are words from one participant, from the AP:

Carlos Carrera, a construction worker from Mexico, held a banner that read: "We are not criminals. Give us a chance for a better life."

"We would like them to let us work with dignity. We want to progress along with this country," said Carrera, who said he has been in the United States for 20 years.

In Madison, the rally is starting in Brittingham Park, which is just blocks from my apartment. On my way to school, I saw sidewalks flooded with folks walking to the rally, many carrying American and Mexican flags.

They couldn't have timed their event better; the weather today is perfect.

at 10:41 AM by A.J. Romens

Wisconsin Hockey: The World Champions of the World

Way to go guys.

Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:45 PM by A.J. Romens

From the Sea to the Land

Scientists have discovered the fossilized remains of a 375 million year old fish that seemed be gearing up to take the land. It looks a little like an alligator, and its front fins seem to have elbows, wrists and finger-like parts. Scientists consider this to be an amazing discovery, as no fish-to-land fossils have ever been found before. From the New York Times:

The discovery team called the fossils the most compelling examples yet of an animal that was at the cusp of the fish-tetrapod transition. The fish has been named Tiktaalik roseae, at the suggestion of elders of Canada's Nunavut Territory. Tiktaalik (pronounced tic-TAH-lick) means "large shallow water fish."

"The origin of limbs," Dr. Shubin's team wrote, "probably involved the elaboration and proliferation of features already present in the fins of fish such as Tiktaalik."

In an interview, Dr. Shubin, an evolutionary biologist, let himself go. "It's a really amazing, remarkable intermediate fossil," he said. "It's like, holy cow."

Holy cow, indeed.

at 2:52 PM by A.J. Romens

Did the Leak Start at the Top?

The AP now reports:
Vice President Dick Cheney's former top aide told prosecutors President Bush authorized the leak of sensitive intelligence information about Iraq, according to court papers filed by prosecutors in the CIA leak case.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 11:40 AM by A.J. Romens

A Picture and a Caption

A Picture:

And a caption, which is from the Marshfield News-Herald (it is all northern Wisconsin, all the time, today on Phonograph):
Mike Meyers is shocked when City Clerk Deb Hall tells him there was a mistake in the initial vote tally, reversing the election's outcome in his favor.

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24 Wisconsin Communities Vote to Bring the Troops Home Right Now

Eight Wisconsin communities voted not to. The results are listed in this Capital Times article.

The referenda were non-binding; there is nothing a city can really do to force a withdrawal. However, the vote shows the attitudes of the state, which are diverse, but seem to be in favor of getting out of Iraq.

I was, of course, most interested in the rural northern communities. A crop of referenda popped up around the Ladysmith area. A vast majority of these communities, including Ladysmith, voted to bring these troops home. Some of the votes were close, and some of the communities were very small (the Exeland referendum had 18 "yes" votes and 16 "no" votes.)

I am not terribly surprised by this vote. People in that area, and in most parts of northern Wisconsin, tend to be fiercely independent. For many, allegiance to a party is a sign of weakness.

Ladysmith, for example, is the home of Marty Reynolds, who is fiercely independent in his own right. He was a State Assembly Democrat and Ladysmith Mayor who ran for Lt. Governor in 2002 with Libertarian Ed Thompson.

A majority of these people were probably in support of the war at some point and have probably changed their mind since. While some (like the President) think that changing one's mind is a sign of weakness, I think it is a sign of independence.

It takes a true independent to decide that, when it comes to the war in Iraq, enough is enough.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 9:47 AM by A.J. Romens

It's a Bad Day for the Wisconsin Department of Corrections

Here is the current lead story from Madison's Wisconsin State Journal.

And here is the current lead story from Madison's Capital Times.

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The CBS Evening News with Katie Couric?

It seems that Today Show matriarch Katie "Glossy Gums" Couric is set to be the new anchor for the CBS Evening News, according to a bunch of newspapers.

Will she be any good at it? Or will she just make us appreciate the fine job that Bob Schieffer has been doing even more?

I suppose she will be fine. Even at the network level, reading the news isn't that hard. Why don't we have robots doing it yet? Or even a news monster?

Monday, April 03, 2006 at 10:40 AM by A.J. Romens

Opening Day

Today is game one of the season for the Milwaukee Brewers. Expectations are high.

If you haven't already, make sure you take the time to meet the Brewers.